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[27 Mar 2004|10:51pm]
*psssst*
i've gone, but you can add me to my new journal if you love me. I've already added some people, but if you really want to know, comment and i'll push you in the right direction. It'll be fun, i promise
i loved neon_stars to death i reckon, it was time for me to grow up slighty. Plus i'm sick of certain beings knowning my businaaaarse.
lovelovelove.


*SQUISHES TO ZEE NEON_STARS ERA"

oh, and I have a new email address too.. again, let me know if you want it <3
25 can do it | c'mon, push it

#592 [27 Mar 2004|09:42pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | michelle branch ; something to sleep too ]

WOAH WOAH WOAH; It's gonna blow.













&goodnight.
3 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [26 Mar 2004|05:52pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | pink ; last to know ]

Lastnight was a bit poo, which is probably why i'm feeling a bit bleeeurgh today. That's my new word.

bleeeurgh

It's a good word oui?
I went for a shower before I watched the repeat of Friends on E4, as planned. But the candle I lit burnt out within about 5 minutes of me showering. And I was too lazy to get out and go and turn the light on. So I showered in the dark. I could have slipped and died. But I didn't.
Then I watched Friends and whinged as I noticed my hair hair getting fluffier as time went on. Not cush.

Umm.. Yes, Ryan is making me update because I don't have the energy to actually say what my day was like. I don't really have the energy to type in this either, but whatever.

I got attacked by Charli's dog on the way back from work, he's ohso lovely.. and likes to sniff my bum. How rude.

Eugh, this entry started with some stucture and now it's gone. How gay.
My head hurts, and I feel like I have heartburn in my stomach, and I want to cry.

Friends cut. If i've taken you off my list, do the same. It's probably just because I don't interest you, and you don't interest me. You don't update enough, or you bore the shit out of me. Don't feel offended.

Bleeeurgh
exoh

9 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [25 Mar 2004|10:40pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | garbage ; girl don't come ]

I've been told i'm allowed to update again, which is just as well really :D I realised as I was walking home from my "mustgetchocolate" adventure, that there was a few things i'd forgotton to write in my last post/s.

After the doctors, I felt a bit queezy, so to speak. And my mum drove me back to her office [which is just round the corner from our house] for a cup of tea :] I've never been to her office before and I'd only ever met one of her work buddies. OH MY GOSH. The amount of times I heard the words "boobies" and "willy" was UNBELIVEABLE! I was sat on one of the twirly chairs, with a cup of tea with "Helen" written on it. Odd. And there was a huuuage picture of ME on my mums wall. A rather bad one at that. It's my driving license photo o.O

And after I giggled hysterically for about 20minutes, my mummy walked me home where I made BACON AND EGG SANDWICHES. Holy hell. Infact, because I was a warrior [harhar] I had TWO. mmmm <3 It was jolly nice. And then, I went driving, but before I did, I got a text message from my mum;
"Brrrrmmm, zsa zsa cottie butt"
HAHA! <3
I came home from driving, and went to work. Which is lame, but I saw Ali.. Which, wasn't so lame. He was walking his grandma's dog for her. And because she lives in the bungalows next to the shop, we bumped into eachother as I was on my way in. It was awkward, and even more awkward when his Grandma started SCREECHING my name, although, it wasn't my name, and she's a bit senile. "ISABELLE" o.O bleeeugh, not cush.

When I came home, I asked my mum about the text, and apparently she got an email at work, and it was one of those annoying chain letters where you take a certain letter from your name and that gives you a new name, or something o.O And zsa zsa cottie butt was mine :| Hers is boobie cottie butt. So we've been calling eachother boobie and butt all night <3 It's a good excuse to use potty humour. Heee.

Umm.. I rented Love Actually aswell, which i'll watch after the friends repeat on E4. And I'll eat my creame egg and go "ooooo" lots :D

<3's for Andy, just coz.
exoh

p.s woah woah woah woah woah woah long update

6 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [25 Mar 2004|12:13pm]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | buck cherry ; lit up ]

I'm updating again, because.. well.. i'm TRAUMATISED!
The doctors didn't go well at all. I was extreeeemely nervous.
Oh gosh, I saw the nurse and almost cried. She didn't look like a very nice person, but infact she was quite lovely. She said this would be a piece of cake concidering I had so many piercings. The pain of the needle? Fine. The fact that she couldn't find a vein? HORRIBLE! Eugh, I went a lovely shade of yellow first apparently. Then she switched arms and started hitting me to try and find a vein. She said i had rather deep veins which would make the whole procedure harder than it should be. Fabulous. My mum's the same, and when she was pregnant with me, they had to take blood from her NECK *squeals* So she tried again, and this time I went a lovely shade of green. Yum. It wasn't the needle that was making me so ill, it was that fact that she had this big oversized elastic band thing around my arm, making my blood rush from my body and pump into my arm, thus making me feel really really horrible. After a while I just went white and I couldn't see or hear properly so she had to stop. Making the ENTIRE thing pointless. I could have cried, like actually cried. She told me to go away and gear myself up for Monday. How on earth? Eugh, I feel sick.. and It's times like these where I wish I had someone to give me a cuddle :(

Sorry for updating again, i've been trying to keep my posts down to 1 or 2 at the least a day *slaps wrists* Nevermind :]
exoh <3

19 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [25 Mar 2004|10:02am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | hoobastank ; the reason <3 ]

It's 10am, and I'm awake. I'm actually quite impressed *nods* YOU should be too :]
I have my appointment with the nasty lady today. She's going to steal my blood *squee* I'm scared.

I woke up with a sudden urge to listen to Britney Spears ; Boom Boom. Hilarious. I think of Miss Rosie everytime now. Haha, speaking of the Rosie, she was in the paper lastnight. She's one of many new reviewers :] I squeeled mightily when I found out. So so proud of the Rosie <3

Lena text me lastnight, telling me to download Hoobastank ; The Reason. Ohsolovely. I recommend it, and am now downloading the rest of the album, because, well I quite like them.

I woke up at around 5am, because of the rain. I love waking up in the morning and listening to the rain. It makes me feel gooey inside, especially if my music is on repeat from the night before. Which is was. Jimmy Eat World <3 [/emo fagness]

Lastnight as a whole, was pretty nice actually. I spent quite a bit of time talking to Andy [[info]chio102] <3 it was lovelylovelylovely, even my space bar agrees. We spoke of Paris adventures and dreams of sunsets. One day eh? A girl can dream.

Then I watched Bruce Almighty, nice film. It reminded me too much of a Disney film to actually like it though, although.. Monkey coming out of a mans ass. That HAS to happen more often in films. OH how I laughed. Nothing like a bit of potty humour to tire a gal out after a long day. I was only awake for like.. 8 hours yesterday though, that is really really bad. But it showed, I was a bit ditzy and fleh all day. Especially at work.

This entry doesn't really have much of a structure does it? Oh how I love paragraphs.

I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you


exoh&hearts

6 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [24 Mar 2004|06:29pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | norah jones ; don't know why ]

Do I smell or something?
Boycott Lizzy day? I reckon so.

"How can you sleep until 5pm?!?"
Because I'm a sleeping god, that's why. I was up on the phone till 6:30am this morning. I miss doing stuff like that. The last time I stayed up till 6:30am was with Kris McKenna <3, and he made me play the piano naked. Hohum, memories.

Jay was a bit of a twat before. Thanks for that. I already feel about 10cm tall, now.. even smaller. Thankyouthankyou.

I'm concidering doing another friends cut, but bigger, and more harsh. Because.. I want too.

Oh yeah, Thomas is like.. My best friend <3 He made me laugh and smile all yesterday, telling me stories of his randy cats and his petshop boys obsession. And, he tried to mock me. oh yes, ohyeshedid )
<3
exoh.

9 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [23 Mar 2004|06:43pm]
[ mood | caffinated ]
[ music | mcfly ; colours in her hair LIKEWOAH ]

shamlessly stolen from Rich [info]starscascade

If you call me..
Elizabeth - Then you're my old teachers/bank people random professional arses
Elizabeth Alice - You're my dad when he's angry with me *meep*
Liz - You're my brother and/or random family members that I haven't seen for yonks.
Lizface - You're my darling Elenapants [heartxonxfire]
Lizzbee - Many of my LJ bumchums
Idiotface - You're Douchebag Walker [jester_ry]
Bettie - You're Ali [man_exits]
Miss Lizzeh - You're a rather sexual Gemmma [lobotomy_doll]
Lizzy - Old school friends
Lizztree - You're a very bored Dan [yd]
Leeeeezeeeee - You're le FOOOOONCH [finchee
L - You're mon petit pois <3 [xxmissykxx]
Lizzbeth - Davey or Ryry [bastard_pirate or jester_ry]
Kelly/Sharon - You're William and his stupid friends.

I HAVE LOTS OF NAMES COZ I'M COOLER THAN THOU.
exoh

6 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [23 Mar 2004|03:56pm]
[ mood | smug ]
[ music | busted ; teenage kicks ]

Right here, I have.. an orgasm between two slices of bread.
Oh yes, the best sandwich, there ever was.
This makes me, the happiest Lizzy ever. And i'm eating it slowly, making it last, because I only get one of these sandwiches like.. once a month.
I had a dream about this sandwich, i swear to god. YUM.

Anyway, on a slightly un food related topic. I went for the best drive EVER. 2 hours of driving bliss. I was such a speed junkie. I loved it <3 Not long now :] I want to go on night drives :D:D

I keep getting all worried about Thursday, I don't like needles *pouts*

Ummm.. I don't have anything else to say, well.. except

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAA!

mmm smug? oui :]
xox

[edit] feck. my sandwich is gone :(

13 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [22 Mar 2004|10:56pm]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | the dreaming ; let it burn ]

I found someone who whinges about less important things than me [no one on my LJ bumchum list, don't worry], so I felt the need to update and tell you all about my lovely visit to the doctors today. Oh yes.

To start with, I got there, and there was a small child having a pretend conversation on a fake phone. Being VERY loud. At first it was kind of cute. But then she started BANGING the toys off the floor! Then, she started winding up this toy that played the tune to The Teddy Bears Picnic. Except, even once she'd gone, the music kept playing and playing and playing. I tried to not let it get to me, as as soon as I walked in, I noticed an extremely cute boyyy :] And as I was waiting, anothing cute boyyy walked out of the doctors room. All the cute boys are ill. *nods*

Uhh, So I went in, and my mum started talking. I didn't really know what to say. She asked about my sleeping habits, eating habits etc etc. And I cried, because that's what I do best. And she suggested I made an appointment to see the nurse for some blood samples. SHE'S GOING TO TAKE MY BLOOD. fuckingbitchwhorecunt. I hate this woman, and her stupid 80's haircut that she's had for 13YEARS!!! Argh, I hate her. First she fondles my boobs, next she wants my blood. *whines* I hate needles. You wouldn't think it with the amount of holes in my face, but I hate them when they're taking things out of me. So yeah, I complained on the way home because I didn't understand why she wanted me to take a blood test. Something about "Thyroids" But, I don't know what they are! WOE. So, that's on Thursday, and then I go back to the doctors on April 1st for results and then miss-fondle-ya-boobs doctor lady will tell me what she shall do with me.

Umm, so that was it. Then we went shopping, and I was treated to a new pink stripey top because, i'm great or something.

LOOK AT THIS!!!

NON DEPRESSING ENTRY!

where's my fucking lollipop? :D
exoh.

10 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [20 Mar 2004|08:47pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | something corporate ; fall ]

fnar.
you lucky beasts. i'm updating. but boycotting capital letters. i'm having an off day with my shift button, but all will return to normal tomorrow. or whenever i can be bothered to act/be intelligent. yes.

some stupidstupidstupid [i'm boycotting the space bar too, kinda] bloke from faceparty added me lastnight. he kept asking why i wouldn't meet up with him for sex. apparently, meeting up with random people from the net for sex, several times, doesn't make you a slut. i beg to differ. i told him if he was looking for a cheap lay then he was a bit screwed. or not, as the case may be. i told him that i thought it was actually a 57 year old perv. then he blocked me and deleted me. harsh :(

me and jack started designing my tattoo this afternoon, except, we got bored and stopped. i still need to design it though. davey said he'd do it, but has never actually got round to doing it. at this rate, it'll be "ghey" in big block capital letters. Because that's what i am. harhar.

this morning, i was full of rage because of elenas dad. he's a woofta. and then i went to work, and got cold and wet, and paid! but i didn't buy any mother day goodness because i'm fucking stupid. i'm planning something though, and it's going to be amazinglikewoah.

alistair phoned me this afternoon. he was sad, because he missed me. i wish i could say i hadn't given him a second thought since he got all ilovecharlotte on my ass. but i did think about him. not yesterday though, nononono. he's coming over for a boxing match on monday, i threatened to beat his ass, but as most blokes do, he said that he'd win. we'll see, oh yes. i have boxing gloves and everything. [imagine in capital letters] real ones. not that you can get fakes ones but whatever.

The rest of this evening is going to be spent showering and making myself look/smell/be nice. i didn't shower today because i've been ohso busy. and then i'm expecting a phone call, and then i'm making a phone call.

EXOH! oh em gee capitals! x

3 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [20 Mar 2004|02:22pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | metric ; iou ]

It's a quiz, because i'm too lazy to write anything else. If you're lucky, i'll delete it later <3
..when she wishes, she wishes for less ways to wish for )

c'mon, push it

x [18 Mar 2004|08:10pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | garbage ; only happy when it rains ]

MON DIEU! Sacré bleu! Today has been one of those 'good days'. I like them.

Me and my mum had planned to go to the cinema this afternoon, then go out this evening for dinner with William. But my dad then phoned and ruined our plans. So we went out for some lunch instead, then went driving for a bit. I hate it when my dad comes home, as harsh as it sounds. Things just aren't the same when he's here. But whatever, he's leaving in the morning, so I just have to keep out of his way till he decideds to go to bed. Yes.

I'm planning Paris. What was, a tiny litte thought in my head, is actually going to go ahead. I'm going to go before my birthday I reckon, and come home in time for my 18th and partylikewoah *grins* And the boy wonder should come with me, and we'll live it up. swishxcore? ireckonso :]

Friends is on tonight, which makes me happy.
I miss.. people.
exoh

4 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [18 Mar 2004|12:35pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | rich girls theme <3 ]

I lovelovelovelove mythomas<3 )

2 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [17 Mar 2004|06:42pm]
[ mood | anal, apparently. ]
[ music | grade ; seemless ]

I feel more shit than I did this morning, thanks to my mum. Even though, she's only looking out for me. It's weird. I can't be bothered to update with details. People who are actually bothered will just ask via MSN or AIM. It's sad that I can't even update in my own journal with these kinds of details. I'll be moving LJs shortly. Boorahsucks.
Whatever.

yoinked from sir adampants<3 )

8 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [17 Mar 2004|01:33pm]
[ mood | lame ]
[ music | le tigre ; fake french ]

I'm home from work, I get an hour off for lunch and I didn't want to spend it with a bunch of women talking about stuff I don't understand or things that don't interest me. Like how they all have hangovers, or menopause.. Million types of wrong in that last sentence, but whatever.

So.. My life is pretty much "fleh" now that i'm single. Nothing has really happened, and I don't like it that way. I need something to do, other than work. I almost quit today, but Mike started talking about how hectic things are going to be once Zara goes on maternity leave. Whatever. I'm taking Sunday off, so I can bond with my mum. We're going out tomorrow, as we are the ladies what lunch. And we're going to go and see Mona Lisa Smile :\ Social life with my mother, this as exciting as it gets kids.

I got Ryry's [lessthan3] birthday present in the post today. It's much bigger than I expected :D HOWEXCITING! It's gonna cost a hell of alot to post though *pouts* YOU EXPENSIVE GIT YOU!

I took photos of, stuff.. So i'll post them on [info]poutpoutpout when I can be arsed to fag about with the photos. But at the moment, they can bog off. As can everything/one else. Yes.

Uhmm.. So yeah.
I'm lame today. Sorry.
exoh

10 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [15 Mar 2004|11:38pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | coldplay ; clocks ]

YO sexpots!
Check out my new layout, it's hotter than Jesse Lacey with his pants down. Or something equally as hot. Oh yes. And I know I tend to change my layout more often than my pants, but I don't care. I want to lick it, and hump it, and sex it up, and polish it, and clean it.. and so on.

And now i'm going to make toast, because toast is better than sex. Only if the sex is bad though.

exoh.

16 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [15 Mar 2004|04:14pm]
[ mood | indifferent ]
[ music | blink 182 ; adam's song ]

I woke up at 2:30 in the afternoon today.
I opened my eyes at around 8:30 and realised I had nothing to be awake for. It was windy outside, the kind of wind that you can hear when you're safely tucked up in bed. It was comforting to know that I didn't have to go out there. I fell asleep again, and had a frightening/yummy dream, inculding a ski resort, where no one skiied, a party, my friend tom, kissing and the monster from Jeepers Creepers 2. It was a cool dream, but not so much so that I ended up missing half the day because of it.

I have work in 10 minutes, but no motivation whatsoever. I'm not even dressed. I'm sat here in a overly sized hoodie and not much else, hoping that maybe I won't have to go in. But I will.

I did some painting lastnight, I never paint/draw, but yesterday I did, because Sarah reminded me that it's Mothers Day next sunday. I might scan the pictures in later. Although, I think I won't update again today. I think one a day is sufficent right?

exoh.

3 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [13 Mar 2004|10:51pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | garbage ; only happy when it rains ]

yes please )

4 can do it | c'mon, push it

x [12 Mar 2004|10:23pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | madonna ; like a virgin ]

YO

So, I hear MSN/Hotmail is being a bit of a fuck bucket for some people? Keep trying it'll eventually work. But if you're expecting an important email, yeah, you're fucked.

Well, Ali has abandoned me, and gone to the pub with arse hole friend #1 and butt face friend #2. Yes, he chose to spend his friday night with two blokes instead of me. How queer, like.. actually queer of him. We shall be having words. So this lovely friday night has been spent online, watching corrie, eating ice cream [fuck me, ROLO ICE CREAM!!] and missing Friends on Ch4. Gutted, but i've been speaking with Monsieur Daveypants, which makes missing friends seem not at all important :]

I have also planned to phone the love dumpling HIMSELF, Mr Ryan Walker later on this evening. It's almost as exciting as this rolo ice cream, but not quite. I'm sure he'll be gutted to hear me say that, but c'mon. ROLO ICECREAM! *creams self* [hahahahah cream? haha get it? hahahaha.. no? oh.. i'll get my coat]

Whilst I remember, it's not at all long until everyones favorite chocolateconsumption holiday. Yes, easter. And, because it seems that I love you all right now. That, I feel the need to send you easter goodies :] So those who want to be indulged by the Lizzbee herself, then hurl your address my way :] december_skies@hotmail.com I'll make it worth your while ;] hohoho NO I'M NOT SENDING MYSELF OR MY UNDERWEAR.. [although, for certain people ;]] *tips hat*

I've left it quite late to journal, but i'm lazy and full of ice cream, which makes thinking of witty things to say that much harder. You know the drill.

*squishes like woah*
exoh

11 can do it | c'mon, push it

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